Why Your Blind Adds Keep Catching MerMEN 🧜‍♂️🫶

Liiiisten. Blind adding me… What’s the point, my guy?

I get an insane amount of blind adds. After a while you start noticing patterns.

Your request isn’t unique or special. Especially not with a name like HornyBonerk69 and no pfp. That’s not intrigue, that’s spam.

Also lol don’t tell me you “respect my boundaries and won’t add me unless I consent”… and then add me anyway. That’s not respect, that’s comedy.

Here’s the reality of this app:

Penises and horny men are an abundant natural resource. The supply is infinite. The market is saturated.

So if your strategy is blind-adding every account that might possibly be a woman, ✨congratulations.✨

You’re casting a massive net into an ocean already full of fishermen using the exact same strategy.

If you actually want women to add you, try saying something interesting on the bond first. Show a personality. Be funny. Be weird. Be memorable.

Otherwise you’re just another fisherman wondering why the fish aren’t impressed by the net and somehow he keeps catching MerMEN.

Hell, I added someone once just because he said something funny.

The bar is in hell.

Use that to your advantage.