From the Discord

I think this might be the 1st time I’ve ever asked a woman to think of me and not cum

i wanna loose my pants already

depends on amount and duration lol

Yes!!!!!!! Reach for the Milky Way and get jizzed on or however the saying goes

[email protected] ?

omg i love cock

hahah you wish

We need YOU. Your body is just the wrapping.

Feral fucks are the only good fucks.

# I AM THE LUBE

I'm drooling so much I'm at risk of drowning at my desk.

He does a great thing with his mouth:howudoin: :howudoin:

There can be moaning after freedom

I'll be your sexy emergency :MP_seduceme:

Hook me into your bathroom and I can give you a place to put something

use as cock ring

:KromiaLurk: he planning to have his third leg blowed away by Overlord Nextie!

-# recruit new users maids :sus:

He's not just a pretty face and a huge cock.

AGHHhhhhh two tongues! 🫠. It’s like I’m getting licked in stereo mode!

OMFG I love getting licked

:kromiaBless: The D inside you

I think of pumping our wife but not for info on you

She prefers when you whimper, please Nextie….finish me

I’ll be the genie, and you can be the bottle. Put me in you 😈

Lift up my skirt first

I put you in the bag.. threw it in my car.. don't know what went wrong 🤷🏾‍♀️

Rumpleforeskin

See i dont live sauces, but I like gravy... So cum cant't be sauce, because I like it

adds feed Nextie Dino Nuggies to the list

Im a slut for a chicken nugget

It’s not even Feral Friday and the burnables are like fresh napalm in the morning

If you build it, they will cum

Gentle or rough, you can have your way with me…..

I'd have you know i can make you cum with my legs closed thank you very much... i just prefer not to

Its a date! I will get naked with you.

ughhhghghh touchhh meeee liiiiick meeee

He kept saying he said he smelled something burning last night. I said he overloaded the motor on his sex toy.

@someone yes! Ollie the gap, bro!! Kick flip that tit!

How did you know I'm a squirter

God I am downbad as hell

I'm into feet attached to your legs... legs which honestly go up and make a real ass of themselves.

cant wait for destroy dick december

Same!! Maybe Non-Stop Nut November 😂

Why am I so downbad?! It's like I have an insatiable demon between my thighs ... Jfc

I can never come on here without feeling like an absolute slut

I mean I love balls in my mouth

cum cum cum to bed

thanks Mr Hand

why sleep when you can wank?

Who is cumming into where? 😳

i mean i open the server knowing I'll leave with wet panties... Its a known risk

As if I would ever come on this Server without my hand wrapped around my dick... 🙄

Plus I always trying to talk shit so I'll be busted like a dick shooting ropes in rapid succession 🤣

It's a good way to meet new people. Firefighters, paramedics, maybe some cops even.

You own a whole serverload of cocks and balls.🤣

this was my mistake

:ManiceGasp: they are cock blocking Overlord Nextie!

truly... i need sex and laundry

well yeah, you did almost get him mauled

:DEE: 📣 turn on the toy when PANICKING

PANICKING WITH A HARD ON

/ban user: CBacon reason: NOT GOONING IN MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER?!!???

No idea. I'm always the last to know in a threesome.

Mine? Like my personal toy? I'd think it would be daunting, like trying to find the holy grail...

:folfDerp: btw cuz of the false accusing me about to do something with the hunting rifle, you making it very temped to just do it just so it isn't false accussation anymore

The pleasure was mine, the cum was yours

Honestly, like sexual shame makes people vulnerable. It makes them scared of blackmail and getting shamed or embarrassed by people they know. I don’t want to live like that. But I know many people’s jobs won’t be as cool with it. Not yet anyway.

Hahaha exactly!! Like I’m not going to be ashamed about pleasure?! Fuck off with that noise! Just because other people are ashamed of it, doesn’t mean I have to be

Nextie wanks me - Oct 6th @4:30pm - Add to Outlook

I’m such a slut🤣🤣🤣

I’ll give free bacon to everyone , im a the gift that keeps on giving!

not even king arthur could pull me out of her

Youre such a slut, I need to get on your level fast!

hahaha omg nooo pizza deliveries cockblocked you!? I didnt think I could dislike pizza... yet here i am

I can keep going until you have a full blown baja sauce covered taco in your pants...

omg the more the merrier... Bro my own reverse Harem?? Im down

If the mind is blank I’ll start to wank

Proudly goonaholic idgaf

so... goonaholic? thats fair....

Clothing the naked is one of the 7 virtues after all

Oh to be a young student wanking secretly in the lecture hall again

Showing up tomorrow with the angry goon mob

My brother in Christ… the downbaddery will have me climbing you like a tree

i looked... you weren't under my blankets...

Hahahaha haven’t seen necrophilia on here yet

“Why is your desk humming?” Don’t you have more important things to be worrying about? Like why your desk ISN’T humming?

Shake It Nextie: 2 cups cherry ice cream ¼ cup heavy cream ¼ cup whole milk 1 oz cherry flavored Kraken rum 1 Tbsp cherry syrup 1 Tbsp toasted marshmallow syrup ½ tsp vanilla Tiny pinch of salt Whipped cream Mini marshmallows Maraschino cherry Extra cherry syrup for drizzling

I just called you the Jizzperer.

Anything to help Daddy Zap in his journey to being a dom daddy

No way. I'm keeping you hydrated you I can suck you wet. If we ran out of water, I'd put you on my shoulders backways and use a white cane to walk to the store... just so as not to stop. 😉

:3sPrinzThink: was thinking more of maximising the feet message you going on shoulder next isn't feet message efficient

Keep talking like that i'm close

Don't steal my cum istg

Well, guess i'm too fast...

My pussy? I hope

Accept your fate Zap, we love you

bend over, find out?

Don’t make me spank you……or do 😈

@someone @someone they are in the oven 😘

Nextie meanwhile: "Hold my Lush"

"What are you looking for in a good marriage?" \- She has to call me a coward

Hands off @someone he is mine

"Where there's a will, there's a wank!"

:EliraNotlikethis: noooot again!!

Daddy zap

I like to feel my cock when I throatfuck you.

Jesus, no. She'd wank out in a new hoodie.

Don't give me those foot fetishist measurements i cannot read.

Hey @someone ... In honor of your return to the emerald isle, I penned this limerick... Ahem. clears throat There's a pink haired girl named Nextie, With a brain that's wild and sexy. But she still hasn't seen, My ol' medium peen. But maybe today, right bestie? :laugh:

My pants are a cage enough

I am normally not that quick, it's just that you're very sexy.

This is my absolute favorite thing to do to people who have no clue. "Who is that?!" "She’s cute, huh?" "Cute? She's hot as fuck!" "Uh... that's my daughter.

No BJs today!

"your next ex wife tier" has to pay 1/3 of your paycheck to nextie

Break my hip, baby!

:PoyoyoBell: @someone sex wrestler vs spanking machine! @someone fight!

thats not fair! I am a speedy cummer

Allow me to introduce you to sex wrestling :emoji_22:

Looking up flights...

:KromiaThink: you want to be a machine made of spanking hands?

I'm not that big.

Make Goon, not War.

:folfHmm: you should learn zapping fu is way more effective

You'd finally get to see my peeeenisss... 😆

Ah, at least the Dutch will be more considerate about rearranging my innards. 😊

Everyone knows I'm easy. 🤣

"birdy will return in Avengers - Goonsday"

Let your mood shape the day before the day shapes your mood. 😇

ofc not. i would never ask of my guests to wear pants. seems rude.

Boss Makes a Dollar, I Make a Dime, That’s Why I Wank on Company Time

:KromiaLurk: how dare you leave our time zones!

We all suffer the chastity of timezones and distance :bunny_sad:

Maybe one day me and Zap will be real friend I can only hope

:KromiaLurk: :missileturret: :VoidRay1: :VoidRay2: :VoidRay3: @someone :seanvrDerpa: -# automatic defensives activate

I was looking at Daddy

:seanvrDerpa: i am going to p you!

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I'm stinky?

As soon as birdy left, the remaining nerds are cuddling.

:Shocked: birdy is starting to become senile!

"welcome to the HR training for 'has been feral at work'"

All the cum consensually for Overlord Nextie!!!!

I think pulling out is so selfish. You got to keep your cum this whole time, it's my turn with it now

Well, I think there already exists a black market of gun licenses. Dunno who leads that rn 👀

That sounds like I piss my pants

Fuck me on god

Don't stop I'm gonna gyat sheesh

Or,... crush the cornflakes and mold them into a butt plug. Then drink the milk and they can mix later?

I will rise fr the yeah fam ranks no cap of the maid army sheesh and destroy it from within w rizz

But I can't talk I just came my brains out to an estim video called Night Terrors.

Haha okay sometimes it’s also really good when you don’t share

Please do! Good things have to be shared

That no cap is slightly fr concerning no cap

owo 8b urine should do the execution?

Edging is amazing

edging an execution in here :CatCry:

Oh i'm good lifeguard everytime something happen i turn around so i dont see it

-# i know it was tiny, but i had no other way 🤣

Cherry? Milkshake? Cum?

True. God I love dick

Restless Bottom Syndrome. :worBooty:

Right in front of my salad ??

If I had a dog named Title and he would sit on my tape I could say “Title! Off my sex tape!”

:fustyPog: yes! it feels like home when chemo is green -# nod nod

Spermageddon (2024) would fit this server 🤣

Hey Schätzchen

Silly Goose! ❤️

Thihi everyone send Overlord Nextie cum🤭

:fustyLurk: birdy is a 'special' milk enjoyer

Glad I got to do it with you :howudoin:

The jail has a daily quota to satisfy

"I drank and energy drink and orgasmed, AMA"

:seanvrPray: may chemo live a long life in green life @someone

Any boob is good boob!

I’m just having a wank outside in a bush with your face mask

I was a lifeguard by day and hooker by night in AC one summer.

I love to keep my mouth busy

polishing my jewlery

lmao who mentally gagged you

owo kill @someone

I get away with murder and make it safe for the weirdos like me. Society's rules dont count for me!! I make my reality! I will get dry humped to the ground on the quad idc

I have a list, I will pay you in wet humps on the quad

on god

im aroused

The Official Lurkpyramid World Record! A height of 20 lurks has been reached on 18/08/2026! Contributors: @someone, @someone, @someone, @someone, @someone, @someone, @someone, @someone, @someone, @someone

:fustyDead: my throte is dead

I like to do the pickle tickling

hey i see that bulge

I do enjoy both ways :howudoin:

If I win I will power your balls:howudoin:

Totally kidding, I thought it was funny

So small and disappointing @someone

My cream is magical and works great

(wank from home)

Im not that kind of antfucker

## ^w^ A-A-An o-ode to ÚwÚ D-D-Duckie Y o-ou O-O v-v-vewwhewm U ;;w;; s ;;w;; M-M aking ^-^ A ww ^-^ K inkstews E >w< dge ;;w;; M-M e-e-e E >w< speciawwy ^w^ G ^w^ a-agged A n-n-nd G ^w^ a-a-asping

I did it with care, only place messy was my mouth :howudoin:

Yeah, these.. messy

can i ride it? UwU

Look, I am going to level with you gurl, I don't know what a manifesto is. I am fairly certain it isn't a recipe book, but I guess I could make alchemical notes instead

"what are you doing there?" Sorry, need my IV for sexy time!

Seems like pookie does not need a gun at all 👀

By the way, next time have the courtesy to look down at your tits so I can, too?

i like both wdym!? Im not a hoodie racist

🇵 🇱 🇺 🇬 🇲 🇾 🇦 🇸 🇸 ❔

Are we illiterate shaming here? 😭

Thaaaats right, I did it pro boner

bit late of a response on my part but id be on opposing councils side unless bribed so :fmc_shrug:

i think i might get thrush if i shove a marshmallow up my vagina

Chaos!! We need a court recess and give everyone a long time to calm down

You're our key witness AND her lawyer. This feels like a conflict of interest

Not my problem. Good luck

i'm jelly!

Worst lawyer ever Pookie

just the tip?

Well. I'll do what I said before which is no burnables from me until Nextie is freed.

Depends on your kink

.... im gonna be a good boy and not say whats on my mind in response to this... lol

No need for an invite, just bring some yourself and come on in

This is the giant goon group hahahaha

NEXTIE SELFIE! I REPEAT! NEXTIE SELFIE! THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I hear you’re great at it. Go easy on me ok?

Seagulls are terrorists

Getting teased and edged is great

TO THE DUNGEON!!!!

:LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOO:

I cumpleted it!!!

you always make us finish

idgaf

I'll be as soft as that 🧸:howudoin:

"mom, I'm the funniest on the goon server!"

Have you considered that this is how I master bait?

Well that lasted like ten seconds 🤣🤣🤣

Yea, I saw mine earlier and was like: "uh oh"

Exactly! You cum, you hit the gong

You look like a slut to me

dont forget the rope puppy! xD

I feel like I'm missing out by not getting some

i need oral support to get through it

Huh i'm a disco light?

*The Guys exchanging nuts. And on next weeks episode of nexties cummunity*

@someone Wanna be my lunch?

Assert dominance over your sex toys!

have a wank

Holy handjob, Batman!

when you go on, are still sleepy and for some reason all you read is things about forklifts xd

Ectojizm!

I loved the ones whose only restraint was the ones the their wrists and ankles

You're joking.... But I still take photos on Santa's lap. Last time I posed by pretending to lick his face

Just let it happen and enjoy<3

That naughty and nice shit is for the kiddies. You're on the fuuuuuuck yes list.

Thy kingdom cum, thy cum will be done. The prayer for @someone

would you need to die first?? I prefer to enjoy warm bodies most often

If I were you, I would touch myself 24/7...

Did you... slap yourself, Birdy - The Warden?? :c

ive been stuffed

I wish I had your juice meat in my mouth

Love your nudes in my Michael Cain folder!

Cum cum cum, 1 2 3, squirting squirting, 1 2 3... Can we turn up the gain on this. My IEM isnt picking up the snare

But it might tickle your pickle

it was accidental genocide!!

lock me up

I WILL FREAKING GOON ON MY OWN THEN!

SUCK IT POOKIE!

wait, we dont want bites on the ass anymore?

Im wheezing or choking or something hahaha

I am invincible clearly

Sometimes you need to Stockholm them before they truly love you

what if its consensual mod abuse?

im genuinely terrified, i feel like i need to go have a quickie before shit strikes the fan

Dear @someone, After careful consideration, I have sadly come to the conclusion that I must uphold my reputation as The Warden. I wish you the best of luck in all your future endeavors. May fortune be ever in your favor. - Birdy

How do I gag someone that I dont own??

because getting people horny and them not being able to do anything about it is hilarious to me.. I enjoy it

Dang.

giddyup

Nextie should be allowed to Goon whenever!

Til: CHT - consentual human trafficking

Okay step bro hahha i see you

Take care of your body, I need it

And you have a magnificent cock. :lickuu:

See how I'm sniffing you? You must smell good after that shower

Everyone is naked in my head.

Moo?

"holy oachkatzlschwoaf"

"wanna see my trunk?"

I figured in and out wasn't enough :howudoin:

"Here is one of the most common gooning mistakes people make that is harming your career 👇 "

"Here are 5 things I learned going to work without pants"

Like I would fuck the shit out of that brick wall right now

What a day to have a erect penis

# GET MORE ERECTER FOR ME BESTIE!!!

What have I walked in on now

Post coconut clarity.

Sir Huge Beaver?!

Well here the boys cum as well

god i love balls

I'm fluffy and warm can use me as a blanket :howudoin:

DONT DO THAT TO THE DUCK! 🤣👀

hahaha nah, smacking a masochist is too easy... The fun part is in the denial isnt it?

"wow, what a nice website, I look good!"

damn homie Nextie is the worst. I hate her sm… what a skank

we gettign pegged now

My anal virginity is still up for grabs. Free to a good home. 🤣

Get your floaties on.

I want to sit on your face. You’re preaching to the choir bestie

:es_success: Set Ghost 👻's nickname to SnuggleSlut 👻.

Oh... yeah domination sounds good too!

I mean kisses from a pink haired bratty lil daemon succubus @someone Who wouldn't want that

You should have been there. She was half asleep and I delivered the kiss you sent. Wanna see someone wake up fast? "That's from a cute pink haired girl in Ireland who claimed you as her wife. Mozeltov! You're a bigamist!"

I'm a little gooner, Short but stout, Put my toy on, And hear me shout!

:mewlove: look way better with hair Overlord Nextie do not remove it

You can come with. He's cool with group things

Okay, fellow goons: goodnight all!

Too good to let slip

Explore south before you explore north

what no spank on my ass?

More wet than sloppy, it seems

You look away and you lot go all fucking feral on it again

Yeaah things move quickly around these parts 🤣

Like a very sexy Santa.

Oh NO 😭 I'm sorry, Nextie! That was supposed to be cute! You're a fierce munchkin at 5'3", not a timid little mouse — more like :smol_but_fiesty: energy, you know? 💪 I'll do better. You're a whole powerhouse in a compact package. 💖

I only have one bit its big enough it could count as two😂

We can use GMT to coordinate the start (Goon Master Time)

Oi, I'm gonna play with my woody whenever I want!

The meat comes later

Im stuffed

Gird your loins my love. They are severely underwhelming

Come hug me and I'll let it slide

There's too much to keep track of here. I can't also have thoughts!

A dirty mind is a joy forever

Quack

Are you ok baby? Come here, let me kiss it better.

dont worry @someone you were just right for my first tiem

That's why you were so good? I thought you were a natural

i also lied, my first was taken by nextie earlier today

please be gentle its my first time

thats to much buzz

Fisting those massive steins

I can always get a second one in

Clit shot sounds cooler

its my trauma so I get to deal with it by laughing 💅

Omg next to my mom! What a koinkidink!

ferally nervous is my choice

I've never had anyone control my toys, except Nextie in the group test stories.

No. I've told you I seriously dig your mission. You be all about the cum, I'm all about you being all about the cum.

No. I'm a cook, not a magician.

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You demonic tease!

Block the hog

Shush horny jail prisonor Overlord Nexti<3

Operation Free Nextie - what do we do?

Wait me too! Permission to chomp?

Dont give your dick a megaphone, thats just asking for issues

feralllllll

NOOOOO!!! Assert Dominance1!!! Free your ears!! Screw everyone else

It just kept wanting to bend. All the neighbours could hear for hours was "Just get in there you slippery barstard!"

It is painful if you get it wrong and pinch it badly

Sorry for your anus

unsurprisingly... I think I'll continue to keep your anus in my prayers

I need to offload some potion

It's only the highest quality trauma in here. I swear.

In fact, just plug me into the mains. I'll be fine.

Listen, any excuse for an orgasm is a good excuse

Ohhh please do tell,, I tried the ai out on lovense and she wants to stick my gush2 up my but 🤔!!!! Not sure how that would work even if I was able to🤣🤣

I’ve got images of you just say rocking back and forth with an evil (but slightly horny absolutely lovely) genius laugh as the things come together

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