Update: I have escalated

Some of you were there for the I Miss Men post. The one where I said I would pay a man just to sit near me and be warm.

I meant it. I still mean it. But I’ve had some time to think, and I’ve decided that warm is not enough anymore. I think.

I have a hungry beast between my legs, that is both emotional and logistical, and she needs to be fed before she grows teeth. I have a song recommendation from a fern-shaped friend that has genuinely destabilised me. And I have a pinned comment with a plan.

Check the pin. Real recommendations only. This is a procurement exercise.

(The séx is almost beside the point.)

(Almost.)

PS. Willing to travel for said experience.