Switch seeking switch. F4A. F18+

I’m an 18+ year old woman looking for a human with the vocal range D2 to C6, light vibrato, consistent resonance across registers. Breathy on the exhale is acceptable. Nasal is a dealbreaker. Please warm up beforehand.

Must own a toy and maintain a minimum charge of 40% at all times. Scheduled maintenance windows are permitted with 24 hours written notice. Emergency discharge events must be documented and submitted within 72 hours.

Non-negotiable!!! Must dress in hoodies. Please no time wasters!!! Fabric composition no less than 60% cotton. Washed but not aggressively so, you should look like you found it, not like you bought it to look like you found it.

Unsponsored skateboarder aesthetic. If I can identify your brand from across the room we’re not compatible. Don’t be pretentious jesus.

Must bathe regularly. Frequency to be determined collaboratively but the baseline expectation is that this is not a negotiation you find surprising.

Must be available when the mood strikes, which will be random and without warning. Response time under 20 minutes preferred. Response time under 5 minutes noted and appreciated but not required. Response time over 45 minutes requires explanation.

Must be comfortable with ambiguity. Previous experience with ambiguity preferred. Must have reliable transport or be within 20 minutes of reliable transport or be comfortable explaining why neither of these apply and having that explanation evaluated.

Must not smell like a specific candle. You’ll know which one. NO TIME WASTERS!! Time wasters will be deleted!!!!1

About me:

I like sexx. I will also need you to be available. I have a face. Full set of toes at time of posting. I won’t accept you if you’re not wearing your toy 24/7 and don’t turn on auro-accept requests. No time wasters!!?

I hope you have all the information you need.