New week new me

Sup besties, so I thought it was about time that I made a new intro post. You might have seen me around, you might have been cursed with my presence in your comments, you may have read one of my posts and thought “what is wrong with her” ( but like in an affectionate way, i think). Either way, welcome back!

I’m Michelle. 35.99726 years old, F, Ireland, allegedly funny, chaotic, but in a sexy way.

Likes hoodies, twinks and catboys.

I make music, audio, moany VNs. I live in ~~a cult~~ The Control Room. I keyheld your friend probably and got him to read me Shrek smut. I’m 94% rope bunny which I think means I’m built for suffering specifically, though I have tragically yet to be tied up. Please see post history for further context on why.

I pole dance, but not in a sexy way, in a baby-giraffe-learning-to-walk-but-on-a-vertical-bar way. I am working on this, but the future is mildly bleak.
I’m a brat, again, allegedly, I’ve been told. But not the performative kind, the kind where a Dom reads my kink application and considers submission. I am untameable by design. This is not a challenge, it’s a disclaimer. Seriously, don’t tell me “iT WiLL bE diFfEreNt wiTh Me.” It won’t. I’ve tried to educate Doms on the matter and it always end up with my doing trauma debriefing and counselling them through their feelings. We get it, I’m “problematique.”

I love teasing. Relentlessly. Without mercy. With genuine warmth. If you’re lucky enough to be a sub on my 2-3 month waiting list, you will already know that I see you as an innocent cosmic toddler, and I’ll humiliate you and feel bad about it behind the scene, because you’re precious. UwU .

I don’t add people. This isn’t personal. It’s just true. And if I do add you, I WILL GHOST YOU. That’s what you’ve signed up for. But i’ll probably banter with you in the comments because i have no shame and I’m just excited to talk to you in the wild.
So to all my newly beloved blind adds: get wrecked nerd. Unless you have a picture of your face with cat ears on as you pfp, I will not be adding you. And if I add you I expect you to meow for me. 
Also I am not into pet play.

✨🧚🏻 Michelle / NxG

(I was bald once. Super aerodynamic. I swam really fast.)