My fave post on X so far:

“I think I’m trauma bonding rn #LovenseÒrgy”.

“#LovenseÒrgy going to see a man about a horse”

“How does this algorithm even work #LovenseÒrgy”

An ObiWan Kenobi gif where he takes his coat of and says “Lets get this òrgy started”.

“#LovenseÒrgyFor the past (fifteeeen) years, I’ve been doing my own dentistry. I don’t do extractions: I do fillings, crown replacements, I repair bridges. I do have a drill I use.”

“Following advice from Chris Rea, I crack an egg into my bath every morning. I’ve done it for over 20 years. I just let the albumen whiten in the water. He also sent me a gold doily. #LovenseÒrgy”

“My friends n I crept into strangers gardens at night n slowly walk toward a lit window, repeating ‘we do beg your pardon, but we’re in your garden’, getting louder each time until they spotted us. 1 of the lads had a very big head. We called him a snipers dream. #LovenseÒrgy”

“I can snàp an àpple cleàn in hàlf with my bàre hànds. It’s nòt abòut stréngth, it’s téchnique. Yòu ùse fríction and fírm dòwnward préssure from yòur thùmbs on the smàll ràised bùmps at the tòp, then pùll apàrt withòut twìsting. #LovenseÒrgy”  

“I have a didgeridoo wedged in the Clooney of a tree, that’s the V, so when the wind blows right, the Wisteria leaves act as lips and pump soothing Outback sounds into my bedroom. #LovenseÒrgy”

These tweets were all sent by me tbf