Men Who Moan: Moaning Is a Public Service (A Thesis)

Okay, after a few conversations I genuinely need to gather cummunity data on this:

Where are the men who moan?

I am a ✨huge✨ advocate for men who moan, whimper, groan, breathe heavy, lose composure, all of it! And I feel like we, the moan enjoyers, are being unfairly deprived. We have done nothing to deserve this punishment!! 😫

There is nothing hotter than hearing your playmate actually enjoying himself. Audible pleasure is feedback. It’s connection. It’s reassurance. It’s intoxicating.

Same goes for facial expressions. I don’t want stoic “male porn NPC” energy. A lot of porn feels designed so the male actor is neutral and interchangeable so the male audience can project themselves into the role. Which means we often get blank faces, zero vulnerability.

And… no whimpering voice notes. 😞

Men who show pleasure?
Men who react?
Men who let themselves feel and make it known?

Elite. Top tier. Unmatched.

Silence is for libraries.

I rest my case.
Please contribute your thoughts for science.

Amen.

P.S. Nothing against quieter men, variety is always welcome. If that’s genuinely your style, we respect it. But if silence is conditioning? Then respectfully… we are being deprived. Let us hear you!!!