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N NextExGirlfriend · 1 Jun 2026 · 1 min read Questions & Tips

I don’t often ask questions. I don’t think these things through.

But today I was thinking: what even is my criteria for adding people? And honestly idfk.

So I want to ask: what are your reasons for adding someone or accepting a friend request? Here are some of mine:

I bantered with them on Bond and they seemed really fuckíng weird

They said they wear a lot of hoodies

They made a Bond post saying it was their birthday and I wanted to send them a nudé as a gìft before I delete them again

They said they have dog pics to show me

They had a catboy in their pfp (blind add)

They either had a Shrek pfp or Ogre in their name (blind add again)

They said they were a twìnk

They sounded like they needed a friend

Okay. Make me sound normal gang.

Originally shared on Bond. See the original →

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