I Lied To The Whole Forum (emotional)

Big Dawg was never real.

I sent my friend a meme. The meme said “babe is an insane name, please refer to me as big dawg.” He was at a party. He had consumed wines and a bourbon. He siloed himself from the party because, in his words, he “had to get this out.”

He ghostwrote me a horny story about myself.

I burst out laughing, then agreed use it as inspiration for my next post.

I took his drunk, rough draft and worked my magic. Then… I posted it. It was meant to be a joke, a build up with a punchline.Two of you caught it. youwantatoast and Sam–I–Am, you may collect your prizes.

So… I would like to formally apologise to everyone who congratulated me, rooted for Pappa, and wished the Dom would respond. He is not real. However my friend who abandoned a party mid-bourbon to write fan fiction about me absolutely is, and I think that deserves its own round of applause. Or, you know, therapy.

To the friend who messaged me privately expressing fear of not being able to top that experience, I’m so sorry. Also, again, therapy, for all of us.

The position of my dream Dom is still unclaimed and up for grabs.

Big Dawg out.

PS. To make it up to the cummunity, because I legitimately feel terrible about it, I’ll select someone at random to buy them something off of their wishlist. Comment “💜” to enter the random draw. Yes I’m trying to buy forgiveness, let me process my guilt in my own way!