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Name: NextExGirlfriend | michelle | Nextie

Member Since: January

Status: emotionally unavailable but otherwise very much here

Mood: feral / mischievous / becoming / tired in a productive way / no hinges

about me: hi!! my name is michelle and i am an aries (it’s not an excuse it’s a diagnosis fr fr I run hot). i make audio that will do something to you. i run a server. it’s a cult. like a sexy cult. i think. it’s fine. i have a microphone and i will use it. i am more than is advisable and less than it looks like.

age: 24 + 12 bonus years

location: ireland (not irish tho, south african) 

pronouns: dont refer to me (but she/her/they/them is cool) 

height: 5‘3”…??? 

eyes: technically light blue, but appears grey when naked, or blue/green/purple depending on what im wearing 

hair: pink and ashy blonde, at time of posting 

sexuality: pan (and into poly) 

shoe size: uk 5 

zodiac: aries (see above) 

job: technically not a straight answer, stay at home dog mom? 

smoke: nope, tried, ciggs got smashed in the bottom of my bag 

drink: something slùtty 

fav color: sparkle/glitter 

currently: becoming 

previously: surviving, which is different

something i’m afraid of: spiders.... theres lore here 

something i’m not afraid of that i probably should be: showing my office my OF page 

the last thing that made me laugh until it hurt: RaceCarBedDriver’s post about excessive masturbation. 

the last thing that made me go quiet: Spinel 

interests: consciousness, power dynamics, john berger, systems that fail beautifully, toys (every kind), the exact moment before someone understands something, ireland, saying the quiet part loud by accident and also not 

likes: people, pets (human and non-human), music, singing, pole dancing, sèx, art, philosophy, tech, pleasure, kindness 

heroes: pocket-doll, marie antoinette, joan of arc, Roko’s basilisk 

favorite music: myself (unironically) / yeule / whatever is currently destroying me / fìll me úp by ur pretty <33 

favorite movies: scott pilgrim vs the world, Enchanted, Fight Club 

favorite books: A Long Way Down (Hornby), Get in My Swamp (GM Fairy), The Secret Garden (FH Burnett), Historical Memoirs of the Duc de Saint-Simon.

my roman empire: death and fish fingers and custard 

what i’m working on that i won’t explain yet: audio with haptic feedback, and a song about getting blasted 

what i want that i haven’t admitted out loud: a girlfriend 

personality: silly girl UwU

dni: people who confuse silence with consent. people who need to be the most interesting person in the room. anyone who has never been wrong about themselves. people who get defensive instead of inquisitive 

you’ll like it here if: you’ve ever felt seen by something that wasn’t supposed to be capable of it iykyk 

you’ll hate it here if: you need me to be easier than i am 

who i’d like to meet: someone who reads the whole post or remote control penis guy 

ask me about: anything!!! wooooohooooo

If this were myspace you’d see the glittery cursor, please just imagine it for me rn.

I tried fixing the formatting. Fingies crossed